Facts about Jesus!
This is not even funny... whatsoever...... Please delete this pointless blog... This site is majorly disrespectful.. and if you could see the One who holds the earth and also made you, you would fall on your face and worship...
Fuck off anonymous, God or Jesus are fake, A hoax to brainwash humanity.Idiot.
lmao hahaha yes we are the idiots.... sais the guy that has way to much free time that he devotes it to a "jesus joke blog".A blog with the jokes of a 4th grader. If your life is so pathetic and lame (im guessing your sex life isn't really crackin either)that you write in this for a little over a year... lol i freedom of speech grants you it but come on man.. your not changing anyones views on religion or how we got here as people.. your just making yourself look bad.. and lonely :/
Jeremiah 21:23Hear this you foolish and senseless people, who have eyes but do not see, who have ears but do not hear: "Should you not fear me?" Declares the Lord. "Should you not tremble in my presence? I made the sand a boundary for the sea, and everlasting barrier it cannot cross. The waves may roar, but they cannot cross it. But these people have stubborn and rebellious hearts; they have turned aside and gone away."
Me 10:57, " this doth not prove anything, 'tis only an example of the bible being a bit stubborn itself"
this is funny. fuck off you weak minded ppl. just accept that you live your lives based on a bullshit theory.
y'all are dipshits. your arguing on the internet. get real fags. fuck haiti by the way, they never did anything for us.
I used to be a stubborn atheist since I was like, 12. Only recently did I realize, after witnessing so many paranormal things, that this world isn't abandoned. The links to the book, are there. Of course the book is flawed, it was written by men, and it was written long ago, a lot of facts are abscured. The altered versions of the book which display sexist statements are just a small example.My suggestion, if you spend less time on the computer (I'm not saying you do, but just in case) is to spend more time in the real world. Perhaps he may find you. Although most who are lost are not that lucky.Just beware, if you look for too much truth it may scar you and scare you for the rest of your life.You will likely call me crazy, but I have seen enough things, alongside other people, that can only be described as miraculous.If you walk into this sort of thing unprepared you will either be ignored, or worse, consumed.Believe what you want, for the greatest gift he gave us is free will.
Miracles do not have to be divine, and I encourage you to maybe for a while approach the world naturalisticly, and don't assume the hand of god, but the beauty of nature. By attributing the wonder around you to God, you refuse to recognize the work of nature and humans to achieve these "miracles", and you limit God to a meddler who constantly has to intervene to perform miracles instead of the beautiful idea of God being merely the starter of the universe, a universe that is able to work such small Earthly issues out on its own.
Why would God "start" the universe just to leave it alone?
praise satan you fucking psychopaths.
why don't you close minded bible fuckers go burn some homosexuals or hit your children and wives or something?
Why is it that every place I go that has a bit of Biblical humor, someone gets offended and all the hardcore Christians and Atheists throw their bullshit back and forth? All of you need to grow up. I'm a Christian and I find some of this stuff pretty funny. I'm pretty sure God has a sense of humor as well.
I thought Jesus didn't judge, and is he so self rightous he cannot laugh at himself? If your going to choose something to put all your faiths and hopes in cause you can't accomplish it your self or your just greedy and beg some higher power for more, at least follow along. I know some do believe but they arn't bitching at everyone who doesn't think the same or has a sense of humor they for some reason take so personally.
Will you marry me?!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA that is actually really funny
you people are all pathetic, the religous ones, the none religous ones and the ones that dont care, and now im pathetic for reading all of this dumb shit and contributing.. thank you assholes.
Just in general, this blog is incredibly offensive. Not only to religions, but to so many other people. I'm not religious to myself, but you're making a mockery of millions of people's beliefs and of people's plight. I stumbled across this blog from another site, and seriously, this is utter shit. I'm not saying you should take it down or anything, because you have the right to post whatever the fuck you want, but at least give a bit of thought to the people you're offending, you know? The earthquake in Haiti is absolutely nothing to joke about.
Actually, I thought that timeshare joke was pretty funny. And tbh, if your blog doesn't offend someone somewhere, then you're doing something wrong. This is great stuff, keep it up!
February 7, 2010 4:59 PM Anonymous said... Why is it that every place I go that has a bit of Biblical humor, someone gets offended and all the hardcore Christians and Atheists throw their bullshit back and forth? All of you need to grow up. I'm a Christian and I find some of this stuff pretty funny. I'm pretty sure God has a sense of humor as wellCouldn't agree more with the post above, keep up the good work and to all those who are arguing, take a chill pill & enjoy life!
I would like to point out..that paganism was around before christianity, and a large percentage of christian ideals and even holidays came from paganism. Look it up.
Yes we're all entitled to our free will, but maybe you should learn to tone yours down a bit eh? Just because you're not religious it doesn't give you the right to slag off other peoples beliefs. Have some respect? :)
No, sorry, religion doesn't deserve respect
close mindedly degrading someones beliefs should make you feel pathetic. at least they have the power to believe in something. all you can do is rip it apart. if you have any base to your argument, than your comment might actually be thought about. otherwise, every other post on this blog is just a total joke and slap in the face. if you disagree that strongly, then take a second to think about why you disagree.
I do think about why I don't believe, and i've made my argument clearly. You really are the close-minded position, refusing to reinterpret the world without god. Also, maybe you should ask yourself, Why is believing in something without evidence a powerful thing?, and not a shield that insecure people use to insulate themselves from the wonder and mystery of nature.
Very sad...everyone is entitled to their beliefs and opinions, personally I feel that the ones who don't feel the need to degrade another's choices, are obviously on the right path. But hey, guess this is just another bored person's blog, in hope of causing controversy. You're entitled to your opinion, just like everyone else. Good luck with that.
Fuck all that noise. I think this joke is funny, whether or not God/Jesus is real. Who gives a fuck? Shut up and stop arguing on a damn blog.
lol you people are funny...