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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Jesus Fact #43

Jesus Fact #43

Jesus knows the difference between a clone trooper and a storm trooper...I wonder why he doesn't have a girlfriend...

34 comments:

  1. jesus can give aids but not receive it

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  2. most amazing website ever.
    :)

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  3. this blog is lame

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  4. i've never seen a blog that was this astonishingly idiotic. nothing on this website is funny, in the least. get a life.

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  5. if jesus gives aids, it's not called aids, it's called jesus, he lives near my house and we have tried it, jesus juice heals those who need it, and kills those who he hates :D

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  6. wow this is really lame and rude. its ok. jesus forgives.

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  7. you know you are going to rott in hell nex to hitler because of this right.

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  8. this site sorta sucks. it really has no point at all..

    I bet Jesus hates this site.

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  9. just because u dont belive in god, doesnt mean u should make fun of him and the religion

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  10. just because you do believe in god doesnt mean you cant be open minded and have a bit of fun! I agree some of the comments are over the top but most of the 'facts' are just for fun!! stop being so serious!!

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  11. jesus didn't have a girlfriend becuz he had no need for any relationships becuase that wasnt the point of him going to Earth

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  12. it's not about having fun and trying to let loose a little and not be so serious. its about RESPECT. Christ died for us. He deserves our complete LOVE, respect, and devotion. a lot of the things that are said here probably HURT Jesus a lot. i pray that, rather than make fun jokes about the man that SACRIFICED His life to SAVE you, everyone can come to have a loving relationship with Him...it is AMAZING. He's always there, ALWAYS ready for you.

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  13. and if anyone has some questions and wants to grow in their relationship with Christ, just visit http://www.rivchurch.com/ - there are lots of great messages and contact information for people to talk to...God bless you all!

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  14. i think its funny that no one likes this website. all the comments are talking about how dumb it is.
    i guess that shows how people really feel :)

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  15. If Jesus is so emotionally fragile, then why doesn't he or she just shut up and close the browser?

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  16. i actually like these facts. pretty funny. people need to realize that not EVERYONE is christian and will make jokes about whatever they want. freedom of speach son!!!!!!!!

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  17. Chill out people.. It's all in good fun (or maybe not) but whether it is or not shouldn't make a difference. You don't all have to like it, you don't all have to think it's right, but the person writing this blog has a right to express how they feel about this thing/topic/view just as you all have the right to express your own views. No one, no matter what race, religion or whatever is ever going to view the world the same way as another. We all have our own ideas about what is right and wrong, good and bad etc. etc... Everyone needs to come to terms with the fact that not everyone is like them, not everyone can share their ideas. People have the right to think differently and express themselves. Freedom of speech.. Yes that's right. Deal with it. Everyone takes religion too seriously.. Not that it is something to be taken lightly (I don't mean to offend here. I understand that to some people, religion is everything and judos to you for having such great faith), but just think about how many wars have been fueled by religious differences. A lot. This is, more or less because people couldn't accept that someone didn't/couldn't/wouldn't believe as they did. It's ridiculous! How about we all get over ourselves and deal with it? You can't MAKE someone think or believe.
    I'm also loving the fact that although you all say this is a load of crap AND a huge waste of time, you're all commenting and though most of you are giving hateful comments, it's attention never-the-less. You're spending time and effort commenting on something you think is a waste of time. Yes. I know. You're absolutely right. That IS silly, isn't it?
    Hmm.. Well, I think that'll do for my rather large and over-opinionated rant.. For now anyway. I might just be back though.. Wouldn't that be fun!? Haha.
    But anyway, look (oh wait, maybe i'm not quite done).. I attend a catholic school, i'm a christian, though I don't attend church on a regular basis and i'm not a strong believer.. I can accept this blogger's comments (some of them are actually pretty dang funny.. if you don't take it all so seriously. Some are also pretty stupid and a bit tasteless but don't take it to heart) and I can also accept that some people are strong believers in God and Jesus or Allah or Brahma, Shiva and Vishnu... Why can't everyone else??
    I promise this is the last thing i have to say.. Here it is:
    Don't take everything as some huge insult, it's only an insult if you choose to make it one in your own mind. And anyway, it's just some randoms opinion. Don't let it drive you to the deep depths of insanity.. Because that wouldn't be very good.
    Thankyou and congratulations if you actually had the attention span or the interest to read all that... Maybe you're just incredibly bored or have no life, but I hope you got something out of it :)

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  18. i believe in the last comment i made (right above this one) i said 'judos' instead of 'kudos' because i'm a big idiot and didn't spell check before i posted it. sorry about that one!

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  19. Okay it's me again.. The person who's posted the last two comments. I know, couldn't I have just stopped with the last two? Sorry.. Apparently I couldn't. I just realised that it sounds like i'm really slamming all the people out there who are saying that they disagree with this site. This wasn't my objective, I meant it as in the 'grand scheme of things'. It was intended for everyone.. Blogger included. We all just need to learn to accept each others differences. Don't be so hateful.. No one needs it :)

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  20. To be honest with you, this website is really stupid. It's not even funny, it's like a failed attempt at making the stupid "Chuck Norris facts," just give up.

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  21. Sorry, but that's just not funny at all. And if you're really a Christian, you wouldn't throw around the F word. You give the real Christians a bad name...

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  22. Has it ever occurred to some of you that not everyone on this earth believes in Jesus Christ? Just because it is your religion of choice does not make it everyone elses'. Say what you will, but there are plenty of other religions out there, most of which believe that theirs is the "right" religion. What Jesus taught was to be loving, accepting, and forgiving of others. Not to judge other people, and especially not for their personal religious beliefs; I'm pretty sure that's God's job in the end. If this post is going to be judged, leave it up to Him, don't troll websites trying to get your point across, because not everyone classifies themselves as "Christian", and different denominations of Christianity have different views on what is sinful and what is socially acceptable. Jesus can handle his own reputation, and while I'm sure it may seem like a good idea to post your opinion, but if it's negative it's probably best if you just ignore the site and move on to another.

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  23. man, gotta love those crazy 'let's-blame-the-world' christians...

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  24. This isn't even funny. It doesn't matter if you're Christian or not, this sight is disrespectful, and not even for the sake of comedy. The kids that I babysit wouldn't even laugh at these jokes. Find something funny and less offensive to blog about.

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  25. whether or not you think its funny or not, other people find it funny. stop telling other people how they should feel. if you really have a problem, stop being a jackass and get off the sight. and for anyone who believes in "what would jesus do" or shit like that...i'm pretty sure jesus wouldn't go on someones website and say shit about them because they have different beliefs. so seriously stop being a douche, thanks

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  26. I think this is funny. I also think that blogs are blogs, and maybe people find them offensive, but if anybody does... why are you reading them? If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, I really enjoy this. It's a good laugh.

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  27. Why is this offensive?

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  28. I THINK THE BLOGGER SHOULD JUST DISABLE THE COMMENTS. MY GOD YOU GUYS, GET OFF YOUR FUCKING SOAP BOXES. If you don't think it's funny, leave. You don't have to say anything, just click the little "X" in the upper right-hand corner.

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  29. i think this sight is funny. altho i do beleive in god. but just because i beleive in god doesnt mean that i go 2 church or have a so called good relationship with god. i mean i smoke alot of weed. im pretty sure in my religion that is conciderd a sin. but to tell you the truth people getting pissed off at this sight i got some advice for you. DONT FUCKIN LOOK AT THE SIGHT U IDIOTS. and 4 the person who made this sight im going to say u r very funny. i would like to have a mature conversation about god with u. i would like to see youre reasoning about y u dnt beleive that god doesnt exist. i beleive that god made the world and all of us in it. i beleive that all the science that we have ( as i saw on and earlier post) our theories that we have such as "gravity" is just us as the smartest beings on this planet, just figuring out the way god created things. but enough of me rambling on. i could sure as hell have a good argument about god or atheist. but go ahead and write another joke. it may b disrespectful but wat jokes these days dont disrespect some one.

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  30. I don't understand how these jokes are disrespectful, as that implies that religion is something that deserves respect. What is respectful about taking your ideology over evidence and adhering to a faith that endorses slavery, genocide, and the suffering of all humanity that doesn't believe in your specific faith?

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  31. people who are reading this and commenting about religion:
    God, jesus, whatever you call Him, doesnt call or want us to be perfect. We nevr will be. Humans are of a sinful nature. And hes totally cool with that...i mean hello if he wasnt he wouldnt love us so freeking much and do the amazing things and healings that he does in my life and others life's. God also doesnt call us to have a religion...if u do and ur still serving him..great!! But as for myself i do not have a religion, I have a deep and loving relationship with my savior Jesus Christ and since i know him i have decided to live my life for Him how i think and know he wants me to live, pure and for him. For the second to last person who posted a comment, God knows hat u smoke but he still loves you. When he sent his son to be brutally murderd and hung on the cross and beaten, saying its for every single one of us he didntlook at you and go "oh wait except for that one, he/she smokes and isnt pre therefore i dont forgive her...how stupid",. No he DIED for ALL OF Us. eventhough he knew we were going to screw up. So many people waiste time being selfish or on the top thinking they dont need God and its to crazy to be true and my heart just breaks for those people who God so badly wants to love and be with!And the reason the whole 'story' of God nd Jesus Christ sounds to crazy to be true is why would we serve him if he was just regular and normal? I wouldnt be saying this if i didnt see him. I wouldnt be sayig this if i didnt talk with him. I wouldnt be saying this if i didnt dance with him in my dreams. I wouldnt be saying this if he made my friend who broke their legs get up out of their wheelchair and run and cry out of joy after praying for them. I wouldnt be telling you all this if I didnt love Him, If i didnt know him :)

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  32. This is why religion is so sexy. No personal responsibility, no duty to your fellow man, only to an invisible man in the sky, one that will forgive you as long as you subscribe to the right faith. From what we can tell from the bible, this big forgiving business is a pretty new deal, as the old god endorsed genocide, fratricide, slavery, and the murder of millions of unsuspecting people, doing no wrong besides living for the present and not buying into Christianity. So God wants to love me? Stop making him sound like a kind foster parent or a needy 16 year old girl. God is omnipotent, as in all powerful. How in the hell am i so powerful as to defy his wishes and continually spread the lie of his nonexistence?

    PS, I love the line about why the story sounds crazy. So we should do away with logic because the story sounds cool? Is God a punk kid seeking attention by doing magic tricks and kick flips on his skateboard? If he held the secret to eternal peace and happiness, why does he need all the bells and whistles?

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  33. ya know how everyone is freaking out about this whole thing,fuck em and fuck jesus,fuck the apostles,and mary was a whore

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