Jesus Fact #53: Jesus crashed through the front window of Bally Total Fitness when the accelerator on his Camry stuck... should've bought American... debunkcreationists.blogspot.com
hey ty i think your jesus facts are awesome unlike the this ecotistical asshole, what ever that means i don't know but alex calls me it so it must mean something offensive, FYI i think i spelled ecotistical wrong
ANY car can be stopped by using the brakes. Step into ANY car and start driving. Now FLOOR the accelerator, and start braking. You'll see the brakes have no problem stopping the car under full throttle. No car is approved for sale unless the brakes are stronger than the engine.
These are some of the lamest attempts at humor I've ever witnessed on the interwebs.
ReplyDeletehey ty i think your jesus facts are awesome unlike the this ecotistical asshole, what ever that means i don't know but alex calls me it so it must mean something offensive, FYI i think i spelled ecotistical wrong
ReplyDeletethanks bird, you did spell egotistical wrong
ReplyDeleteANY car can be stopped by using the brakes.
ReplyDeleteStep into ANY car and start driving.
Now FLOOR the accelerator, and start braking.
You'll see the brakes have no problem stopping the car under full throttle.
No car is approved for sale unless the brakes are stronger than the engine.